At dinner tonight...
"Dragonett Lad, stop making your spaghetti dance and eat it please sweetie"
We watch as he has a string of spaghetti in one hand and one in the other and he dances it across the room.
"Sweetie, are you going to eat that or play with it?"
"PLAY WITH IT!! YAY!!" As he runs out of the room, trailing spaghetti bits and sauce behind him.
"Wwwwhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeee...." as his voice fades away....
So we pack away his dinner. He comes back after a few minutes...
"Heeey!! Dadda, I EAT!!" (all indignant and bossy voice)
"Are you really going to eat it?"
pause from Dragonett Lad
"NOPE!! PLAY!!!" and runs out of the room again.
Hey, at least they are honest kids!! LMAO